My conspiracy theories regarding Breaking Dawn Quotes of the day
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Alice: Ill play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why dont you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent.
Theory
None yet.
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Bella: Oh Mike! How will I go on?
Theory
Jacob dies
god I hope not.
Edward is destroyed. god I hope so.
Wedding crashers, just for fun.
Alice has a vision, and she and Edward go and check it out and bella is hanging with mike and freaking.
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Tanya: Ah, Edward, Ive missed you.
Theory
She and the Denali crew are wedding crashers
Tanya is trying to break Bella and Edward up before/after the wedding
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Emmett: Oooo, scary.
Theory
Bella threatens him. Lol.
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Bella: Jasper, What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Theory
None yet
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Charlie: Bells, We're up to bat.
Theory
Easy. Tanya failed miserably and now Charlie is walking Bella down the aisle.
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Edward: Your awfully small to me so hugely annoying.
Theory
Again, easy. Alice. Enough said.
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Bella: why am I covered in feathers?
Got any ideas? This ones got me stumped.
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Alice: No one will dare call you plain when I'm through with you.
Bella: Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.
Theory
Alice is dressing Bella for her dooms day-oops, wedding day.
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Edward: Oops.
Theory
Edward finally screwed up!!!!
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Renee: Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she about ripped our throats out.
Theory
Bella is talking to Renee about the wedding planning(T_T) and how Alice did it all, except for one thing.
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Edward: Do you want me to sing? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.
Theory
It's so sweet that even me, Jacob shipper extraordinaire, smiled and giggled like a prep.
Back to buisiness. I think that Bella is having nightmares about bad things happening to Jake. This is, strangely, so strangely that I'm doubtful, Edwards response.
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Rosalie: Over my pile of ashes.
Theory
Um...Bella is being stupid?( when in doubt, blame Bella!)
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Edward: you look so guilty-like you've committed a crime.
Theory
Bella looks guilty.
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Sam: this is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area.
Theory
Jacob came back and he got bitten god Steph, if I'm right, thats sick. Jacob is causing trouble.
Bella turned into a whoseewhatsit (reluctant to speak the name) and is causing trouble.. No, its prolly jake.
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Rosalie: I'd like to beat you dead.
Theory
Haha, funny Rosalie( who is quickly becoming my favorite vampire, because she doesn't agree with Bella's vampitude ideas.)
Emmett, Alice, Jasper, or Edward. There, that's my idea.
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Jasper: I can't understand this. I can't bear this.
Theory
Someone has a serious case of mixed emotions.
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Seth: you'll hurt her. Let her go.
Theory
Jake isn't being careful with Bella. Again.
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Carlisle: I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.
Theory
Please don't say Jacob got bitten! That's my worst fear.
Say Bella is an idiot.
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Jacob: I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!
Theory
I'm all over that Jake. I'll Help!
But he is surely talking to bella about this whole nasty idea of transformation.
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Bella: Should I be afraid?
Edward: Terrified.
Theory
You should be afraid of my Team Jacob wrath Bella. Terrified.
Umm.....Screaming fan girls? Edward is just annoying me, what with the dazzling and such...
B.D.S.I.N (Breaking Dawn Super Important Note)
I am obviously a team Jacob Member(official t shirt and all) so the comments and views expressed in this critique are going to be biased. Deal with it. And theyre not conspiracy theorys, theyre my ideas.
after that, i must say i am dying. I woke up at 5 thirty this morning because I could not stay asleep, i am so excited. this never happens to me.never. I can hardly stop watching the milliseconds. onyl this has drwan me away.
i also watched the sunrise as tribute to breaking dawn. i also figured out what direction canada is in and watched it while facing that way. Just for Jake. plz come back!!!!!!!!!!! And I love how I will write all this and noone will read it. oh well.
my lovely watychers



cool people.